"At last we meet...Whoever you are."

Hey, so, I'm not gonna lie...This is my first blog. Thusly, I'm going to mostly not know what the hell I'm doing. So you won't be seeing the perfect balance of pics/text/links whathaveyou for a while.There will maybe be deep, soul-searching posts, comics, links, lists or just random stuff I'm kicking around in my head. I like to think myself a master of the English language, but I'm no Tycho...yet. You are all free to watch as my obsessive-compulsive mind tries furiously to eck out a way for my blog to contain just the right amount of whimsy, light-heartedness, swearing, big words, slang and serious content, and agonize over every minute detail. I will publish this, and then right after hate it because I'm trying to be spontaneous but structured at the same time. I'm not going to delude you into thinking that insanity will not prevail on this blog. In fact, I think it's already won. Uh, I guess that's all for now. My blog may not be much, but I think we can ALL agree-it's better than a poke in the eye. My leg is spasming. Oh, this was a terrible first post.